10.30.2005

Post reveries

Hoo-hoo-hoo hoopie doopie, I'm back. This week saw a couple of hot n' sweaty evenings. Wednesday, Opeth and Nevermore returned to Chicago together for the first time since 2001, when Nevermore headlined and they played inside the damned Hard Rock Café. Nevermore singer Warrel Dane, whose newfound soberness was a bit shocking to witness if you've seen them as many times as I have, came out in a White Sox jersey, which was classy. The bands kept thanking us for coming to the show rather than watching the World Series. (Like my allegiances were torn or something.) While Nevermore's short, poorly mixed support set was a bit of a disappointment, Opeth played one of the best shows I've ever seen them deliver. And the House of Blues was packed. It's very weird to me, having watched one of my favorite bands in the world getting more and more popular so that they now draw a sold-out crowd in America. Even the sleeveless Pantera T-wearing jock metalheads are coming to Opeth shows now - I mean, Suffocation was in town Wednesday, too. Weird, I tell ya. (For another view of the evening, check out my old buddy - and new blogger! - Scarecrow. Dude: They opened with "The Baying of the Hounds," I lost you sometime around "Deliverance" and I was sore as hell, too.)

Tuesday night, I was soaking and steaming from tossing stuff out. Among the items I hauled from the basement to the curb:
·My entire tube-style waterbed, which was awesome when I was 12, but by the time I turned 27 was merely a leak-springing backache inducer.
·The majority of the posters that lined my bedroom walls since I was 14 or so, including a cheesecake drawing of Jessica Rabbit that I rarely saw (it was behind the door) and a bunch of mini Iron Maiden posters that I won when I went to Santa's Village with my cousin Kaila.
·Several disassembled, dilapidated promotional standees from the movie theater days, including a couple of ginormous ones left here by good old Kyle. Yes, "The Phantom" and "Clueless" have been chucked, although I did retain a certain piece of the latter on which an intoxicated young Carbon Boy left a fantastic sample of surreal writings and drawings. To wit:
Oh, there's more where that came from, plus some long-delayed movie reviews. Those should be ready by tomorrow, so please return soon. And for ultimate Viking majesty, treat yourself to the lovely new Thyrfing tune ("Jag Spår Fördärv"), the first sign of life from the mail-clad Swedes in three years. Skål!

10.18.2005

Wild hearts, promises and international laws can be broken

Although I said the next post here would be about some movies I watched, I will violate my word and instead provide an update on this week's activities. First, I can report that I am buying and moving into a decent Schaumburg condo next month. This sucker's got a huge kitchen, lots of closet space for my collections of crap, a washer/dryer and one of those badass free-standing fireplaces (too bad it's not orange). It's not so much a thrill as a relief at this point, but the solitude will surely do me some good.

Then there was my whirlwind tour of Toronto for the Day of the Equinox. I flew in early Friday afternoon and immediately embarked on an adventuresome quest for an ATM that would work for me. I'd discovered too late that my recently replaced bank card was missing about half of the logos my old one had, meaning I had fewer cash-getting options, especially in a foreign land. This conveniently gave me ample reason to spend several hours traipsing around downtown Toronto, taking in some sights and finally enjoying a little dinner once I had those funny Canadian bills in hand. Sweaty and tired, I had a little while to hose off and chill at the hotel before hopping a taxi to the Opera House, where everything took a turn for the better. The evening's performers, in order of appearance:

Woods of Ypres - One of the greatest pleasures of travelling for this sort of event is that you get to see "local" bands whom you probably have no other chance of catching live. Sometimes it's a chore, as when you have to endure some boring, typical crud for which the audience is going apeshit because they're all friends with the group. But Toronto's Woods of Ypres was one of the reasons I was sold on attending this show in the first place. I got a copy of the excellent "Pursuit of the Sun & Allure of the Earth" this past spring, at a synergistic time when Mr. Gold's music, words and themes tapped quite directly into my mind and soul like nothing except a new Katatonia album usually does. With a full band, he cranked out some of this stuff (minus the record's copious acoustic guitars, sadly), a demo track and a new one, only to close with a dandy cover of Katatonia's "Deadhouse", during which I like to believe the band was smiling conspiratorially at my "Brave Murder Day" longsleeve as I howled along like a jackass. A promising start, to say the least.

Unexpect - The Opera House's murky sound didn't hurt Woods of Ypres' hothouse atmosphere, but it slightly hindered this oddball Montreal outfit. I posted a link to a song by them in an earlier post, as I had been listening to that mp3 frequently ater checking them out online, since they'd been signed by the discerning folks at The End Records. However, at the risk of abusing the lamest journalistic device that this band will continue to endure, their impressive set was entirely unexpected. At once pretentious and personable, their material twisted and turned with precise, theatrical bombast, splintering massive symphonic black metal riffs into delirious fragments separated by weird art-goth poses, folky breakdowns and a variety of confounding tempo shifts. There was a dude flopping around tapping a nine-string bass, another sawing away on a violin as his bow dangled its abused strands, a keyboardist who looked about 16 years old dressed in some sort of gothic fetish monsignor cloak, and a little guy with a goofy nu-metal pigtail hairdo roaring along with a big, bald, bearded guy, both of them leading the dizzying guitar assault. Then there was vocalist Anick Bouchard, who I am now saddened to learn was only a fill-in. Never mind that she had a crazy intricate design painted around her eye which extended back into the shaved side of her otherwise extremely short hair, the rest of her face painted a stark, spooky mannequin white. Her hair-raising vocals and slinky stage moves, evoking a feminine French Canadian version of Genesis-era Peter Gabriel, were hypnotic in a manner that transcended "metal babe" and approached otherworldly. Or perhaps the jetlag and Rickard's Red had begun to kick in.

Novembers Doom - Funny traveling all the way up to Toronto, only to see a local doom/death band who's been playing a lot of shows around here recently. In fact, I saw these guys only a few months ago in a Chicago bar for $5, when I should have realized going to see a band called Novembers Doom could not be a good omen on a first date. (Seemed like a good idea, since I was listening to a lot of doom at the time... right around when I got that Woods of Ypres album, actually.) As is the case for even their esteemed influences, a live batch of their slow, sad stuff can be really powerful or distressingly torpid, depending on the set list. Their last few albums have shown a great effort to add variety in tempo and tone, with their new "The Pale Haunt Departure" pretty much beloved by everyone that's heard it, and they wisely stuck with the recent stuff on Friday. What impresses me most about Novembers Doom is that although they play strictly by the genre's rulebook, their songs' natural somber richness can stand along the best bands of this sort today, which are otherwise strictly European. In fact, their only worthy peers at this point are probably Ireland's Mourning Beloveth, Finland's Swallow the Sun and doom/death progenitors My Dying Bride themselves, as they each maintain a knack for melodic misery without resorting to played-out "spooky" trappings. Paul Kuhr's lyrics, while never straying from maudlin and traumatic subjects, at least retain a sense of identity and sincerity that assures you they're not just trying to act depressed to impress some tattooed babes. And there were plenty there to impress that night. (As far as I could tell, in Canada the metal girls don't dress like hoochies, know the words to songs that aren't on the radio and even attend shows because they like the music, not because their boyfriends are going. It is a magical place.)

Deceased - By this point, I was pretty well toasted. I'd wandered in and out of Novembers Doom's set, hitting the merch tables and sucking down cigarettes outside (no smoking in the venue, but at least they let you come back in and didn't force you to leave entirely just so you could smoke a lousy cigarette). Deceased are a very good death/thrash band, '80s to their fucking souls, and they of course completely stuck out on this artsy-fartsy bill. That's not to say Deceased aren't skilled or finessed in any way; like Novembers Doom, they've slowly refined their style into something personal over the years, adding lots of melody to their early death metal influences but coming out sounding nothing like the Gothenburg gang. I hadn't seen them in years, since shortly after frontman King Fowley stopped playing drums (he used to play while singing live), and this was apparently their first Canadian show in a decade. Having finally been dropped from trendy tastemakers Relapse Records, where Deceased was actually the first signed act back in 1990, and considering King's alarming health woes, their set was worth a few horns and headbangs in appreciation for their determination alone. However, I've seen 'em plenty of times, and haven't yet heard "As The Weird Travel On", so I didn't feel obliged to watch all of it. I couldn't pay attention and rock out to "The Premonition" after I noticed the person thrashing along to my right was none other than the mesmerizing bald-ish lass who sang with Unexpect. Clumsily, I tried to compliment her on her singing and stage presence, to which she replied very graciously in a charming French accent, then soon afterward moved to the other side of the room. (Such is my legendary charm with the ladies.) Anyway, I was mostly outside, jacked up on Canuck beer - after two separate recommendations, I'd switched to Steam Whistle by this point - and smoking like crazy, knowing I wouldn't want to leave anytime during the following band.

Agalloch - At last, my primary reason for making this trip. It's tough to explain the appeal of Agalloch to someone who hasn't heard them, but they're rooted in the same sort of florid, mellow black-ish metal as early Ulver and Opeth, in recent years adding more neo-folk, post-rock and experimental influences. It's a very peaceful and reflective sound, yet still utterly dismal, and I guess this odd mix of emotions is why they resonate with people like myself. They encourage that cult following by keeping a low profile in the coniferous Pacific Northwest (the mountains and forests of the region feed their naturalist/nihilist aesthetic), having only issued two albums but a slew of limited edition EPs, 7 inches and other nerdy collectors' releases; for all intents and purposes, Agalloch is an indie rock band for those of us who find most indie rock the province of emotionless hipster amateurs. I'd seen pictures of their rare live performances and they seemed pretty elaborate, so I was expecting tympani and banners and whatnot. This was a more stripped down set, though, not that it was any less impressive without all the accoutrements, more "metal" than I'd expected but entirely engrossing. John Haughm sacrificed a bit of his desolate vocal style to the rocked-up renditions, and the muddy mix manhandled their closing cover of Sol Invictus' "Kneel to the Cross," but the older stuff with which they opened (especially "Hallways of Enchanted Ebony") sounded great and the instrumentals from "The Mantle" made me totally lose it, "Odal" only a bit less than the reworked version of "The Lodge." Don Anderson, the other guitarist and co-composer, worked himself into such a frenzy during that one he smashed his guitar at the end, and it was honestly more a logical cathartic action than a corny rock star move. But don't take my measly fanboy's word for it... see Anderson's comments on his blog, and if you want to do me a personal favor, nudge him to get going on the third Sculptured album (announced way back in 2001, with the then-personally-significant title "The Liminal Phase").

Green Carnation - The Norwegian headliners were doing their first North American show, and I really couldn't have asked for anything more than the set list they provided. I'm not so crazy about their recent "The Quiet Offspring" due to its cock-rocky elements, but this was never the most "true" metal band in the world. Sure, it's downcast and layered with organs, and a few of the songs are mighty catchy, but it's got too much "attitude" and lacks the miserable hooks of "A Blessing In Disguise", the contentious previous record where Green Carnation decisively made the switch from the proggy epics they inherted from In the Woods... to a more digestible form of hard rock. The first hour of their set was drawn from these two records, and it was decent, notably what they called their first-ever live rendition of the marvelous "Lullaby In Winter" (I'm in the apparent minority who grew to like "Blessing"). For the second, they played only one song - the one which made up their entire second album, "Light of Day, Day of Darkness", replacing the freaky female vocals with a theremin and generally thrilling anyone who had stayed all night into a coma of gloomy prog metal glory. Quite an impressive display, one which will keep me following the band despite their recent wanderings, because if this particular crowd of musicians have proven anything over the years, they will never keep the same sound for very long anyway. Their new EP, released at the show, is after all just four nice acoustic numbers that sounds like a less chilly Antimatter.

So that was that... flew back the next day to Starbuck's employees protesting at the airport. Big fun. Then later, when FattySaltyCrispies (who, as if she has nothing better to do, really should update her blog) and I were at a local bar trying to shout a conversation over cheering sports fans, the White Sox won and we were handed free beers. So, although I don't care about pro baseball and who's playing what series, if it means free suds and a Journey theme song: Go Sox Go!

10.10.2005

The most powerful thing on this universe

Do you realize how difficult it is to find a local tasseomancer on the internet? I hope not, for your sanity. Here are some movies I've seen recently.

"Tim Burton's Corpse Bride" - Fucking beautiful. It may have toppled "Sin City" as my favorite of the year. Other than the intricate, fluid puppet animation, you can't really compare it with "The Nightmare Before Christmas." (Elfman's songs aren't as good here, but they're not bad either.) The story is a bit more grown-up, although it's still a kind of fairy tale and I would have no trouble showing it to a kid. This is the first Tim Burton movie in a long time that's not some sort of adaptation or tied to some known cultural quantity. Actually, it's the first since "Nightmare" and "Edward Scissorhands," which were not coincidentally Burton's last films until this one for which Caroline Thompson earned a writing credit. "Corpse Bride" is reminiscent of both of those movies in numerous ways, and that's fine with me. The voice acting is perfect all around, notably Burton stock players Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Albert Finney, Christopher Lee and Michael Gough. I intend to see it again at least once more before it leaves theaters, since it doesn't have the perennial holiday appeal of "Nightmare," it probably won't get re-released like that did. Trust me, don't wait for DVD. I'll say no more.

"Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children" - Other than one time I started playing the first NES game on an emulator, I have never devoted any time to the beloved "Final Fantasy" series. This is probably because I don't play many video games, and if I do, it's not going to be a months-sucking RPG. But I understand that the seventh installment was some sort of narrative landmark in gaming, and figured that this movie sequel to the game would probably look really cool but remain impenetrable to me. Through a circuitous source and no effort of my own, I find myself with a copy of the Japanese DVD. Guess what? The animation is very nice, much more impressive than in the previous "FF" movie, though the humans still looked half real/half fakey. I sort of figured out what was going on, but not without Jack telling me "That guy killed the fourth Solar Eagle Mage and set off a space-time rift, poisoning their atmosphere" or "That girl ran a white slavery and piracy ring for that girl, and they were lovers until that guy with the ridiculous hair came around and stole their booty." Yep, anime is anime, even if it's dolled up in fancy computer generated images. I mean, that's not really the plot, but honestly, is the actual story any less outlandish? Maybe if you've spent countless hours summoning Lightning Whatzises and Soul-Shattering Whirlythings to boost your Geothermalitis Levels, it is. Jack and Barry were mad that there were no Chocobos in it, if that means anything to you.

"The Revenge of Dr. X" (aka "The Venus Flytrap") - The credits, obviously spliced from another movie, assert that this is one of Eddie Romero's John Ashley vehicles, probably "Mad Doctor of Blood Island," but it's actually an obscure z-grade "Little Shop of Horrors" ripoff scripted by Ed Wood. Of course the dialogue's amazing and unnatural, but the mustachioed star, James Craig, really sells it. I guess he was an old cowboy actor, and he's always yelling. He sounds like someone who went to school to turn his Southern accent into a Midwestern one so he could work in radio, but ended up sleeping through a lot of classes because he was working four jobs to afford all the drinks he kept buying for coeds who wouldn't sleep with him. He'll sound all normal, but when he gets riled up or ends a word in "-ing," the twang pops right up, and it's often hilarious. While he's yelling maniacally at the man-eating venus flytrap which he's been developing on his summer-long vacation (great benefits package at NASA), he says, "Your mother was the soil. Perhaps... perhaps the LIGHTNIN' will become your father!" This guy's so awkward around women he makes me feel like a fucking playa, and his attempts to court his heavily-accented Japanese lab assistant could be outtakes from "The 40 Year-Old Virgin" if he wasn't so salacious and BPD about it. At one point, a bunch of topless pearl divers show up, which is a bit jarring, but that's the only nudity in the whole thing. Tedious, cheap, tangential, pointlessly pretentious... pure Ed Wood.

"A History of Violence" - There's some brutal shit in here, but it's not horror or even an action flick. This is probably David Cronenberg's most mainstream movie to date, one for which you'd have to stretch your imagination pretty far to find his usual dysmorphic themes. But a number of other Cronenberg trademarks remain apparent, such as stiff acting and a swelling sense of unease. I'd say Ed Harris and Maria Bello are the standouts, his role more flashy than hers but both completely convincing. This is one of those where the less you know going in, the more rewarding it is, but I fear the ads have dropped too many clues already. It's not Cronenberg's best movie, despite what mainstream critics may want you to believe - have these people never seen "The Brood", "Videodrome" or "Crash"? Nonetheless, if you enjoyed other feel-good flicks like "Mystic River" or "In the Bedroom" and can handle a smattering of matter-of-fact gore, this is right up your alley.

That's it for this installment. Next time, the stuff I saw over the weekend. In other news, I am sad to report that Stratovarius indeed did not get their shit together for their post-freakout return album. I read someone comparing their much-hyped change of direction to Metallica's approach on their own self-titled "black" album, and that's apt, as this crud is similarly watered down and disappointing to longtime fans. Problem is, Stratovarius' chances for taking over American airwaves in 2005 by slowing up and dumbing it down aren't as good as Metallica's were back in 1991. However, the Rev. Run album is surprisingly great, short though it may be. You can hear the whole thing on his Myspace page. It's probably gonna make me pick up those Run-D.M.C. reissues. Finally, a review of the new Minsk CD. Have a nice day.

10.06.2005

Bonus bogus boners

I have no excuse for my blog hiatus, other than that I've been up to my rucksack in condo searches, psychics, "Unwrapped" episodes and one poorly-attended but enjoyable party.

Yes, the search for a dwelling continues. The first place I liked was in the same town I've resided in since I was 12. I'm sort of reluctant to move from Palatine to Palatine because in addition to that fact, shortly after I saw the place, two different people brought up Idol's to me in association with the town. Never mind that I only enter that skeezy scumhole under extreme circumstances. If that special little corner of Hell at the intersection of Rand and Dundee is what people think about when they think of Palatine, I think I'll take my chances in Rolling Ghettos or Scumburg. I've seen nice places in both of those charming hamlets, and neither has bars that give me the heebie-jeebies. (Well, the Alumni Club is pretty appalling.)

Having just torn through the first three "Harry Potter" adventures, I'm a little bit into the weightier fourth volume. The plan is to finish before the movie comes out. That Rowling, she's addictive. I'm counting down the days until my Toronto overnighter while trying to figure out if I can also attend the Heathen Crusade. And after last weekend's surprise, if I win the lottery, I'm going to Inferno. It's Eurometal heaven right now, folks.

In the interest of somethng interesting, here's an ABC7 News report starring my buddy Kyle, who is not, as the clip might imply, a vegetarian. Also, twangier than ever, a new Murder By Death demo. Finally, a piece about the huge honkin' (and, word has it, poorly attended) metal extravaganza at Metro last weekend, as well as a review of the new Drums & Tuba record.