Tanks for the mammaries

What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving 2006...

Apples, Granny Smith and Fuji varieties
Blind Guardian playing in Chicago tonight
Cheeze-Its
Dad learning to take it easy (well, easier)
Eko is only dead in the present
Free Napalm Death show on Monday
Grandma's still with us
Hot punk rock girls
Immortal announcing reunion shows
Judge Cristina: taking the law into her own heart!
Karyn's pilfered whiskey
Leftover vacation time
Mom's turkey stuffing
Not getting dumped
Only 57 days until Heathen Crusade II
Pleasant weather
Quiet neighbors
Remaining undefeated at Nintendo Wii boxing
"Shock Treatment" finally on DVD
The Dead Eye is growing on me
Underwear catalogs
"V for Vendetta"
Whitney pulling 10%
Xela
Yankovic, "Weird Al"
Zingers