You know my shorty's a dime

A MySpace friend posted this boyfriend survey, but I am modifying it into an Imaginary Girlfriend survey. What fun!

Section 1
What's her name? Penelope Casseopeia Jones.
Age? 28
Weight? 150
Hair color? None
Eye color? Red

Section 2
Does she have glasses? Yes
Braces? No
Piercings? Yes
Tattoos? Yes
Abs? A cute little pooch, about which she thinks I'm being "mean" when I tell her it's cute
Chest? Natural

Section 3
Is she funny or serious? Hilarious
Outgoing or shy? A little of both
Buff or skinny? She could kick Charles Bronson' s ass
Sarcastic or sincere? Sweet as honey, sharp as a blade
Talkative or quiet? She talks a lot, but it's mostly smart stuff

Section 4
Can she make you laugh? She's a regular Judy Tenuta (complete with accordion)
Smile? Like a child
Cheer you up? Better than a new CD
Know when you're upset? She can tell, but that's not tough
Does she hold your hand in public? Only when I want to
Play with your hair? Yeah, and she's the only one I'll let mess it up without a brawl
Is she ticklish? Oh, yeah
Claustrophobic? I hope not
Have a disability? The eyepatch gives it away

Section 5
Does she swear a lot? Like a fucking cattleman
Smoke? She claims she's "trying to quit"
Heavy drinker? Only the good stuff
Have a bad habit? Chewing her nails

Section 6
Does she play sports? If inclined
What sports if so? Madden 2002, FIFA Soccer 2005
Play an instrument? Keys, accordion and theremin
Write poetry? Not that I've ever seen
Get good grades? Good enough
Is she good with computers? She fixed mine
Play video games? Sure
Is she a good artist? Her instincts are good, but she has no time to develop them
Does she snowboard? No
Skateboard? Used to
Surf? Only the Internet
Dance? Yeah, it's pretty mesmerizing
Sing? Like the angels

Section 7
How long have you been together? Ten and a half years
Do you love her? Yes
Where would she take you on a date? Exit
Would you buy her flowers? I do
Would she lay and watch the sunset? Sure
Watch the stars? If they were doing something
Watch a chick flick with you? She doesn't make me do that
Make you dinner? If it's her night
Would you watch her shows/or sports? No, that's why we have two TVs
Would she choose you over her friends? Depends on what her friends are doing
Would she walk you to the door after a date? If we're both going inside

Section 8
Have you ever gone to the movies? Not this week
Dinner? Sure
A concert? All the freaking time
Gone for a walk? It happens
Gone dancing? She dances, I relax

Section 9
When did you meet her? Just when I needed to
Do you like her family? They're the coolest
Does her family like you? They act like they do
Have you met her grandma? I never got the chance
Does she have any pets? Yes, and she's very responsible about them
What do you like most about her or your relationship? I like her